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表弟今年三岁,我跟他出街,别人总会以为我是他爸爸,没办法,谁叫我比他年长21岁呢!
相比同龄人,他的个子长得高,但他的口头表达能力却不如两岁的BB,管爸爸叫“啊啊”,管哥哥叫“哦哦”,就妈妈和他自己乳名(荣荣)的发音比较准。
他像个混世魔王,无恶不作,也许是他动手能力极强吧。且不说家里的那两大箱的玩具无一不被他折腾得支离破碎,就连家里的原来那台电视机、音响设备、马桶等都难逃他的魔爪。他时常做出匪夷所思的事来,真让你瞠目结舌,啼笑皆非。上个周末,我几乎给他雷倒了。
事情是这样的。星期天下午,他妈妈要去SHOPPING,他爸爸要去办事,唯独我没差事在身,我就当仁不认地挑起了照看表弟的大梁。傍晚,我带他去市场买菜,他一到市场就嚷着“哦哦,荣荣要买“啊”(白话,指的是虾,他发音不准)喔。。。”他的目的很明确,无非是想买虾回家玩。我想,许久没吃过海鲜了,买斤虾吃也不错。于是买了一斤虾和一些青菜回去煮。回到家,他要我把虾放到盘子里,并在盘上乘些水,没办法,他是小皇帝,我等只能唯命是从,并在厨房里把盘子端到地上给他玩。于是我开始洗碗煮菜,却突然听见哗啦啦的声响,回头一看“人呢?怎么这种声音那么熟悉?!”我猛地跑到客厅,OMG,他居然正对着那个盘在尿尿。
无语的我,受惊了,呆若木鸡地愣了好一会儿才反应过来。我赶紧把那盘水倒掉,然后煮开水,下虾,捞起,凉干,剥包,煎炸,加点葱,就这样,童子虾就这样成了。
这就是童子虾!这就是我表弟!
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2008-09-15
Lawyer?
Lawyer? to be a lawyer?
May it be!
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2008-09-14
i miss u, my love - [graduation]
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2008-09-13
crying is not guilty - [i am what i am]
It's the so-called Original Fate Year to me this year.
It's said that people in his Original Fate Year is in bad luck.
To me, that's true so far.
I didn't pass the Civil Servant Exam even though i tried twice;i didn't find a satisfactory jod; i broke my left eye when playing basketball; i broke up with my dad; I losed my cellphone again; the one didn't take me a lille boy...
That's what happened to me.
Sinece that, how could i hold back my tears.
Sometimes, when it gets dark, i lay down on the floor, with tears falling.
Somethimes, when i walked in the street, my eyes were full of tears.
I felt lonely, helpless, and lost.









